An elderly couple had just snuggled into bed when the husband suddenly let out a loud fart and proudly announced, “Seven points!”
His wife, puzzled, turned and asked, “What in the world are you talking about?”
With a grin, he replied, “It’s fart football!”
Not to be outdone, a few minutes later, the wife let one rip and declared: “Touchdown! We’re tied!”
The old man quickly answered back with another blast, “Ha! Fourteen to seven—I’m in the lead!”
Determined to keep up, his wife fired off another and shouted, “Touchdown! All tied again!”
Then she added a tiny squeaker and said, “Field goal! I’m winning—17 to 14.”
The husband, now desperate, pushed with all his might to score again… but tried a little too hard.
To his horror, he accidentally pooped the bed.
His wife gasped, “Oh my goodness! What just happened?”
The old man sighed and muttered, “Halftime… time to switch sides.”
